Recipe for 'Brot A La Infinitum

Ingredients:

1 tbsp. Cold Sweat
7 Hues (Within visible spectrum is preferable!)
1 Hueless Hue (Black)
1 Two-Dimensional Number System
1 Complex Number
1 Magnifying Glass
1-2 kBs of RAM
1 Easter Egg

Instructions:

1) For the best results, set your magnification to anywhere between 1 to 1000 times. (I recommend 7 just to be safe!) Before moving on, though, some pans come with a "base span" spec that not many people really think to use, so in case you're wondering, set it to three. Next, make sure your RAM is active, as you must cream it until it gets creamy. Then, add the egg. This is enough to get the reaction going. This will be the Rambatter for your Brot!

2) Place baking sheet at desired position in your two-dimensional number system (using your Complex Number as the centerpoint). NOTE that the flavor of your Brot heavily depends on where the pan is placed. Anywhere within your zoom level (relative to the center of the world) yields more than enough concentration of flavor; you'll be able to tell by the presence of several anomalous colorations in the dough. (Don't worry! These are perfectly safe.)

3) If you already have a sheet prepared, what do you need me for? ...I mean, make sure to portion the Rambatter as evenly as possible into a grid. One batch generally yields enough for an eight by eight grid.

4) Take your stirring device of choice and stir a couple hundred times. If you're in a rush, try 150 times. It's just right when you need a big variety of tastes as fast as possible. Finally, when you're done resting your arm from the inane amount of stirring, place it in the open for about 10-20 milliseconds. Though negligible, this window of time can be vastly reduced when stirring multiple parts of the batter at a time, in parallel. Luckily, most of the people who keep up with my recipes have at least two arms.

5) That's that! Let stand for 0 seconds to cool! Enjoy!

One batch can feed up to 10 people, depending on the obesity statistics in your area. Trust me, as soon as you make one of these, that bar is going to shoot straight up. They're that irresistable. Take it from me, my blood is practically running on pure Brot, and the best part is: I'm perfectly fine! There's actually ten times the nutritional value in this confection than any fruit or vegetable on Earth! It's like God finally gave me a pizza that doesn't completely choke my arteries!

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